Oops, We Did it Again

Well, we did it again and got into trouble. We try to be good puppies, well at least ONE of us tries harder than the other but I won’t tell you who that is. Mommy and Daddy were going away for a while and left Stretch and me in our cage.

They were gone about a bazillion hours and we got bored so WE started picking at the threads on the pad in the cage. The next thing you know there was green stuffing flying all over the place. At one time Stretch looked like the Jolly Green Santa she had so much stuffing on her face.

When Mommy and Daddy FINALLY got home, you guessed it, more than stuffing was flying. We both got yelled at and now we don’t have a soft fluffy pad to lay on. We have to lay on the hard, cold plastic bottom to the cage. Mommy put all the stuffing back in and said she can fix it but she’s not in any rush to get it done.



OK. You heard Ellie’s story, now it’s time for me to tell you the way it REALLY happened, or the real story.

We were in the cage for a really really long time and got tired and like real good puppies we decided to take a nap. After all, it’s boring in that cage and there’s not much to do. While we were sleeping a bird riding on the back of a squirrel snuck in and chewed holes in our soft pad and pulled most of the stuffing out. We were sound asleep and couldn’t hear them but I know they was there. When we woke up we thought it had snowed. Hey, don’t laugh, I’ve heard of yellow snow so why can’t there be green snow too.

When Mommy and Daddy got home they thought we tore up our pad but we really didn’t. I tried to tell them the truth but they wouldn’t believe me. Mommy just looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language or something. So, we got punished BIG TIME. Both Mommy and Daddy didn’t talk to us for about 1 whole hour.

Next time a sneaky squirrel and mean old bird try to get us in trouble I’m going to pounce on them and make them sorry they ever messed with me, SUPER STRETCH.